HOE HOE HOE you filthy fuckers – I hope you had a great Christmas! We had a great one and had some really horny fun with our mates. The neighbour and that boy from the Halloween party was over. We even had a visit from our own Jacob Marley still carrying his chains – Actually they were for his bike, and obviously a lot fitter than some haunting poltergeist, although I wouldn’t mind him visiting me in the middle of the night.