The lads were fucking messing around on one of the last hottest days of summer here in Britain. We went back to my mate’s for a barbecue, and they all started to get a bit lively outside, horny as fuck. I told them to calm down and get a room, literally—well, not my room, my mate’s room. I didn’t realise they were going to go fuck all over my mate’s bed, pounding like animals, but it’s better than kissing and getting their hearts out to the damn neighbours, though.