During the season of virgin births and all things chaste, we sometimes struggle to capture that side of the celebration, and today we have failed utterly again, as Ennio Leone cannot be any sluttier than he is today. Lucky Dante Clare must feel that all his Christmases have come at once as Ennio unleashes his inner whore.  While he may not be able to afford expensive gifts for his lover, this is certainly one Christmas that Dante is not going to forget for a long time!