Ryan Bones is finally back in town after two years living like a road-warrior pornstar! Tour stops, late nights, and barely enough time to remember what home feels like. First order of business: link up with his buddy Markus Kage and catch up as if no time has passed. While they’re looking for a place to decompress and catch up, Ryan makes a quick detour into the local XXX DVD shop to stock up on a few essentials. A simple in-and-out pit stop, as it were. At least, that was the plan. The shop clerk, Igor Romani, recognizes Ryan almost immediately, and suddenly he’s only got eyes for the rockstar pornstar. He’s heard the stories, seen the hype, and now he wants to know if Ryan really is the whole fucking package. Lucky for him, Ryan Bones is a consummate performer. He knows how to read a room, work a crowd, and make sure nobody leaves disappointed—especially a fan. Markus thought they were stopping in for supplies. Ryan just turned the place into a welcome-home party.
